Here I am, your favorite dreamboat and all-around smart and cool guy! Here I am, your favorite dreamboat and all-around smart and cool guy!
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Wario Wario
WAHAHA! I don't blame you for wanting to know more about me! Go on, check me out from every angle! WAHAHA! I don't blame you for wanting to know more about me! Go on, check me out from every angle!

Behold:my profile!

Profile

MOST FAVORITE LETTER
W
LEAST FAVORITE LETTER
M
MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURE
Pfft, just look at me! All my features are attractive!
RECENT HAPPY NEWS
I went to the spa the other day for a good scrub down, and I lost 50 pounds in grime weight!
RECENT SURPRISES
I gobbled up the most delicious can of corned beef the other day—only to check the label again and find out it was dog food! BLEGH!
WEAKNESSES
None! I'm totally and completely flawless!
MOVIE RECOMMENDATIONS
Don't miss the smash hit of the year: The Wario Movie, starring me! ...Huh? What do you mean it doesn't exist? Hey, Nintendo! Get to work! You're dropping the ball!
FAVORITE ADAGE
When life gives you lemons, put garlic in the lemonade.
FUTURE ASPIRATIONS
Ugh, enough! No more questions! Profile's over. Go away.
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