Oh YEAH! Let's dance the night away, baby! Oh YEAH! Let's dance the night away, baby!
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Jimmy T Jimmy T
Yo, what's up, friend! Thanks for coming to check out my page. The dance floor's hot, so let's catch a FEVER! Yo, what's up, friend! Thanks for coming to check out my page. The dance floor's hot, so let's catch a FEVER!

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THE PERFECT EVENING
Hitting the club and dancing the night away, baby.
HOBBIES
Checking my cell for hot new messages!
SPECIALTIES
Nobody swipe types on their phone as fast as Jimmy T.
LOW-KEY BOAST
Felines LOVE me. Don't ask me why.
Felines LOVE me. Don't ask me why.
We’ve been texting buddies for forever! Grew up together too.
THE PERFECT WEEKEND
Pigeon-watching at the park, 'cause you can't spell "cool" without "coo." Those birds know what's up!
SECRET TIDBIT
My hair is actually a wi—
Uh, never mind. Forget I said it.
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CEO Comment

Jimmy's my texting buddy! I've known him since we were little. He taught me how to increase the company's "follower" count, and more followers means more moolah! What a useful guy! That's why I made him an employee—and by "employee," I mean "guy who I never pay."
Jimmy's my texting buddy! I've known him since we were little. He taught me how to increase the company's "follower" count, and more followers means more moolah! What a useful guy! That's why I made him an employee—and by "employee," I mean "guy who I never pay."

Wahaha!

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