HOLY COW! Milking Simulator

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Milk yourself while avoiding lawnmowers, butcher knives and sharks at the same time! Beat hundreds of levels and thousand of enemy waves in the endless journey to fill up the milk tank!

In HOLY COW! You need to lead a journey of an absolutely extraordinary cow who not only needs to survive in this cruel world of meat eaters but also wants to produce and collect the biggest possible amount of milk, no matter if the grass field is on the ground, ocean bottom or inside whale's stomach! ..at the same time trying hard to avoid any love stories.

Choose between campaign, championships to beat every possible enemy wave in four unique worlds! Enjoy dozens of level types consisting of maze, tower defense, arcade and rogue-like schemes.

Gear up your cow with fancy clothes, horns and boots won or exchanged for milk after each level. Make yourself uniquely stylish and well prepared for the upcoming waves!


Chill on a couch with your friends and try to figure out the way to beat yet another level together or play the Championships mode to find out who's the best cow whisperer in multiple competitions!

Disclaimer
Inform your kids that real cows don't use their poo to stun tractors, eat mechanical parts and equip bazookas to shoot down Aladdins.

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Release date:
October 29, 2021
Players:
up to 4 players
Genre:
Arcade, Action, Adventure, Party
Publisher:
Ultimate Games
Game file size:
2.5 GB
Supported Languages:
French, German, Spanish, Portuguese, Russian, Chinese, English
Supported Play Modes:
TV mode

TV mode

Tabletop mode

Tabletop mode

Handheld mode

Handheld mode

ESRB Rating:

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This game supports: